Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. here It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a group of chickens came out under a car. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe this just happened. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?